At dinner the other night, over my glass of Sangria: 

“Ohmuhgoodness, this is some gooooooood Sangria.”

“What exactly is in that, again?”

“Um, red wine, fruit, club soda, and…oh, what’s that liquer called? Not whiskey…”

“Scotch?”

“No… you know… what was that stuff they drank on the Titanic?”

“Brandy?”

“Yes! Bless you for being so smart and movie-savvy.”